Cameron fills in as a drummer for Dylan’s band. Meanwhile, Phil’s father pays a visit with a dog, making Claire suspicious and Manny is traumatized by a horror movie.
Gloria’s birthday present to Jay is a romantic getaway to Hawaii, but Jay isn’t pleased to find out that she invited the entire family to come along.
Jay could not be more excited to do nothing but relax in this tropical paradise, but then Jay’s plan to relax are thwarted. Phil tries to make the vacation romantic for Claire. Mitchell and Cameron debate on whether to sightsee or not to sightsee.
Everything seems to be working against Claire’s plans for a new family portrait. Gloria and Phil have an awkward moment while taking Manny and Alex to a Lakers game. Cameron gets a gig as a wedding singer, and Jay has to help Luke with a school project.
